YOU know what it is, right? the dreaded birth certificate. Barack Obama's Birth Certificate (BOBC). every time he thinks he has put to rest the doubts about it, they claw their way out of the coffin one more time, and up out of the grave — like a character in an Edgar Allen Poe story.
Now it turns out that Sheriff Joe Arpaio — famous for baking his prisoners in tents in the Arizona desert, and feeding them stale bologna sandwiches, and making them wear pink underwear — has been investigating BOBC for 6 months. more precisely, his volunteer posse, "comprised of former law enforcement officers and lawyers with law enforcement experience," has been doing the investigating. guess what they found: the "birth certificate" appears to be a computer-generated forgery.
SHA-ZAMMM, Gomer!! a lot of us are not surprised to hear this. a lot of us are crazy enough to believe it's true. we're the same crazy ones who believe that the World Trade Center towers (all 3 of them!) were not knocked down by airplanes; that Martin Luther King was not killed by James Earl Ray; and that Lee Harvey Oswald was not the mastermind of the JFK assassination.
Sheriff Joe's investigators also claim that President Obama's Selective Service registration card appears to be a forgery. Here's an article on both investigations.
The following videos are self-explanatory:
Birth Certificate (#1 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#2 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#3 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#4 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#5 of 5):
Selective Service card:
Aside from these findings about the birth certificate, there are 2 more things that raise questions for me. one is the absolutely-brand-new look of the "paper" itself ... and the other is the identifying number on the certificate. click the image below, to see a copy of BOBC as presented on the whitehouse.gov website (i downloaded the PDF file from there).
Normally, images can be easily extracted from PDF files (by either "copying" or "saving" them) — but in this case i could do no such thing! i figured the PDF must have a security setting that was preventing me from extracting the image ... but, when i looked at the file's "properties," it said there was NO security. nevertheless, the only way i could make an image from the PDF file was by taking screenshots (i displayed the image at 150%, made 2 screenshots, and fitted them together to make a single image).
The "properties" display also showed that the file had not been "optimized." the import of this is that, if the PDF had been made by merely scanning a paper document (the birth certificate), the PDF would NOT be composed of multiple layers. click on the image below, to see for yourself (or you can download the PDF file and click "Properties" in the "File" menu)....Now, back to the pristine "paper" and the identification number.... with a little poking around on the web, i found a page that shows the birth certificate of someone born one day after Barack Obama, in the same hospital. this web page was created by someone attempting to show that BOBC is genuine — but to me it suggests just the opposite! notice how different the paper is on the 2 certificates: not just that one looks brand new and the other looks as if it has actually existed since 1961; but also that the 2 certificates are on completely different types of paper in the first place! and then, notice the identification number in the upper, right-hand corner of each certificate: Barack Obama, born August 4, 1961 / identification number 10641 ... and Susan Nordyke, born August 5, 1961 / identification number 10637. How Very Strange! how did Susan get a lower number than Barack, when she was born a day later than he was...?
The creator of the page noticed these things herself, in fact — and said the following: "Now, you may see some differences in the birth certificates. Obama’s is much…uh – newer looking. And the ID # in the top right hand corner is higher even though he was born a day earlier. But I’m sure there will be explanations for these things."
Ohhhhhh, Mister President — looks like you got some more 'splainin' to do....!
Now it turns out that Sheriff Joe Arpaio — famous for baking his prisoners in tents in the Arizona desert, and feeding them stale bologna sandwiches, and making them wear pink underwear — has been investigating BOBC for 6 months. more precisely, his volunteer posse, "comprised of former law enforcement officers and lawyers with law enforcement experience," has been doing the investigating. guess what they found: the "birth certificate" appears to be a computer-generated forgery.
SHA-ZAMMM, Gomer!! a lot of us are not surprised to hear this. a lot of us are crazy enough to believe it's true. we're the same crazy ones who believe that the World Trade Center towers (all 3 of them!) were not knocked down by airplanes; that Martin Luther King was not killed by James Earl Ray; and that Lee Harvey Oswald was not the mastermind of the JFK assassination.
Sheriff Joe's investigators also claim that President Obama's Selective Service registration card appears to be a forgery. Here's an article on both investigations.
The following videos are self-explanatory:
Birth Certificate (#1 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#2 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#3 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#4 of 5):
Birth Certificate (#5 of 5):
Selective Service card:
Aside from these findings about the birth certificate, there are 2 more things that raise questions for me. one is the absolutely-brand-new look of the "paper" itself ... and the other is the identifying number on the certificate. click the image below, to see a copy of BOBC as presented on the whitehouse.gov website (i downloaded the PDF file from there).
Normally, images can be easily extracted from PDF files (by either "copying" or "saving" them) — but in this case i could do no such thing! i figured the PDF must have a security setting that was preventing me from extracting the image ... but, when i looked at the file's "properties," it said there was NO security. nevertheless, the only way i could make an image from the PDF file was by taking screenshots (i displayed the image at 150%, made 2 screenshots, and fitted them together to make a single image).
The "properties" display also showed that the file had not been "optimized." the import of this is that, if the PDF had been made by merely scanning a paper document (the birth certificate), the PDF would NOT be composed of multiple layers. click on the image below, to see for yourself (or you can download the PDF file and click "Properties" in the "File" menu)....
The creator of the page noticed these things herself, in fact — and said the following: "Now, you may see some differences in the birth certificates. Obama’s is much…uh – newer looking. And the ID # in the top right hand corner is higher even though he was born a day earlier. But I’m sure there will be explanations for these things."
Ohhhhhh, Mister President — looks like you got some more 'splainin' to do....!

